The Good Times e-mail Virus


People have been receiving warnings of an e-mail virus and in good faith warning others, including me. To be quite frank, it is a hoax. Funny the first time you come across it, but it rapidly palls. Actually it wasn't funny the first time either.

The warning is reproduced below with a comment or two from me.

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The Annotated Warning

SUBJECT: VIRUSES--IMPORTANT PLEASE READ IMMEDIATELY

There is a computer virus that is being sent across the Internet. If you receive an e-mail message with the subject line "Good Times", DO NOT read the message, DELETE it immediately. Please read the messages below. Some miscreant is sending e-mail under the title "Good Times" nation wide, if you get anything like this, DON'T DOWN LOAD THE FILE! It has a virus that rewrites your hard drive, obliterating anything on it. Please be careful and forward this mail to anyone you care about.

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WARNING!!!!!!! INTERNET VIRUS

The FCC released a warning last Wednesday concerning a matter of major importance to any regular user of the Internet. Apparently a new computer virus has been engineered by a user of AMERICA ON LINE that is unparalleled in its destructive capability. Other more well-known viruses such as "Stoned", "Airwolf" and "Michaelangelo" pale in comparison to the prospects of this newest creation by a warped mentality. What makes this virus so terrifying, said the FCC, is the fact that no program needs to be exchanged for a new computer to be infected. It can be spread through the existing e-mail systems of the Internet. Once a computer is infected, one of several things can happen. If the computer contains a hard drive, that will most likely be destroyed. If the program is not stopped, the computer's processor will be placed in an nth-complexity infinite binary loop -which can severely damage the processor if left running that way too long.

Unfortunately, most novice computer users will not realize what is happening until it is far too late. Luckily, there is one sure means of detecting what is now known as the "Good Times" virus. It always travels to new computers the same way in a text email message with the subject line reading "Good Times". Avoiding infection is easy once the file has been received- not reading it! The act of loading the file into the mail server's ASCII buffer causes the "Good Times" mainline program to initialize and execute.

The program is highly intelligent- it will send copies of itself to everyone whose e-mail address is contained in a receive-mail file or a sent-mail file, if it can find one. It will then proceed to trash the computer it is running on. The bottom line here is - if you receive a file with the subject line "Good Times", delete it immediately! Do not read it" Rest assured that whoever's name was on the "From" line was surely struck by the virus. Warn your friends and local system users of this newest threat to the Internet! It could save them a lot of time and money.


The Comments

The FCC don't have anything to do with the regulation of the internet, but then how many people have heard of CERT? CERT is the body that would be concerned with this sort of threat

AOL users are famously stupid, so how could one of them have possibly generated such a sophisticated program?

And neither would any of us old hands... When computers foul up it happens way too fast to be stopped.

What!?? "an n-th complexity infinite binary loop" - Someone's been watching too much Star Trek.

If it announces itself in the subject line then it can't be that "highly intelligent", can it?

No, please don't tell anyone and save your friends and sysop a lot of time